I've officially deemed detention the equivalent to Corporal Punishment. We had to sit under Ms. Birch's nose-being brainwashed; via reruns of 'Smiley Camp'! To make matters worse, we had to scrape the gum from under the tables in the cafeteria. It stank of Thursday's Sloppy-Joe's. I emptied out the dustbins into the SKIP and I found a bunch of Vuvuzelas in a box. I'm guessing they were confiscated from a bunch of Soccer hooligans!
Lately, there's been a huge war going on; Teachers Vs. Students. It's all thanks to the FIFA 2010 World Cup! Every kid on campus is rebelling and blowing Vuvuzelas at the field, going around in soccer jerseys, kicking balls at windows and flipping off teachers. Most recently, a boy named Thuto Thornes was expelled for singing 'Wavin' Flag' during class. Ray Morgan, Ira Kates and Baanthata Mokgwathi were suspended for suspicion of Vuvuzela possession! See, this is how it all happened...
I was sitting and gazing out the window during a boring Math lesson, when Mr. Waver asked for a volunteer to get tests from Mrs. Ebony. I was the first to put my hand up so he sent me to ROOM 14. I walked right into her Algebra lesson and she was grilling Ray, Ira and Baanthata. I overheard bits of the conversation while I recieved the tests. I hung around the door though, 'verifying' the tests. Next thing I knew, the door came flying forward and so did all the tests-AND me! I was scrambling to pick up the papers and that's how Mr. Waver found me!
Okay, so now we don't have a test for another week! Everyone was chumming up to me for postphoning the tests. I think my popularity has just been spiralled to an all time high! J
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