Best to address the elephant in the room *turns to giant pink elephant on a unicycle*
"We need to talk..."
*Elephant looks startled and tumbles off unicycle*
It's safe to say that I have seen everything...
Before heading on a random tirade I decided to take a trip down to our local music store to see if anything fruitful has come out of the auto-tuned lip-syncing baboons...
THEN WALKED BANG STRAIGHT INTO A BLOWOUT POSTER STAND OF JUSTIN BIEBER! Apparently his new album will be littering our shelves in a matter of days and needless to say I sure as hell ain't forking over P300 for a copy! The blatant disregard of singer these days using auto-tune to fix their voices is atrocious! The fact that today's public can't tell the difference between a Frank Sinatra classic and an auto-tuned robotic Ke$ha song just shows that good music has officially died! I know I'm supposed write on my mood and thoughts of this meme but I'm just too damn PISSED OFF TO GIVE A CRAP!
So to spare the feelings of all you ignorant hobos ALL forms of music are considered music and are either universally accepted by all human beings; while another percentage of music is mainly listened to by all us awesome hipsters (like me!). However, this does NOT mean that any college dropout with a skateboard and dreadlocks can go around banging on a microwave and singing into a megaphone with tinfoil covering the hole...yes Lil Wayne...you ARE a pretty sick rapper...your rhymes are like poetry...and it's great that you're an A student...BUT...CALM THE HELL DOWN AND STOP SINGING! 'How To Love' was the exception but I think we both proudly say that maybe the world would appreciate you spitting out rhymes(and smoke, drugs or whatever else you consume!) and yeah...so yeah...
That's about it! Thanks xx :)
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