NERDS OF THE WORLD!

 

We all have that one friend that is a nerd. I myself happen to be a proud nerd and promote nerdish behaviour. The truth is, lots of people think that nerds are anti-social computer geniuses who problably will die virgins...that in itself is NOT true...I think.

Take my good friend Amrit. He is a HUGE nerd; computers, games, intelligent-YOU NAME IT! Although, he is a bit of a bum sometimes! Deviating from the point again I see, well nerds are basically an essential part of existance. Imagine a life without those fews weirdos with giant glasses, pimply face sitting at a computer playing HALO multiplayer.

Einstein was a nerd. Thomas Edison was a nerd. And I'm pretty sure that Steve Jobs was the biggest tech geek/nerd on the planet! If it weren't for these brilliant  minds, then you probably wouldn't have that fancy little iPad of yours or figuring out the theory of relativity...Think about it...would the world be the same sans nerd?

MEME OF THE DAY...

MEME OF THE DAY...

Well, I had the house all to muself today and I decided to utilise this day to the fullest. By that, I mean eating endless buckets of popcorn and watching recorded movies on PVR. Unfortunately, my mum had neglected to buy any drinks before she left for Francistown so I had to go all healthy and drink about 3 bottles of water!

Being the child of a working single parent isn't very easy. I am an only child and my mum works from 8a.m-around 8p.m.  I usually get home around 4p.m and have a ton of homework and have to cook dinner everyday.

MEMES make me happy! DRAWING makes me happy! GOD makes me happy! MY FAMILY makes me happy! WRITING FOR THE MASSES makes me happy! And I'm happy that 151 of you around the world actually care about the life of a weirdo like me...

Love you all!

ME GUSTA!

I spent most of my time watching 'Red Riding Hood'. It wasn't necessarily the BEST movie of the year, but I have to say that it really kept me on my toes. Dare I say it, I would ACTUALLY watch it again! The plot was VERY far-fetched and the werewolf was unbelievingly poor in authenticity. The love triangle was similar to 'Twilight' with the exception of the female lead's betroved being the werewolf instead of the 'other guy'.

I never understood why people remake famous old movies and completely BUTCHER them! I believe that they should let sleeping dogs lie! In mu opinion, Summit should stay away from making movies for a while because all they're latest movies kind of look like Twilight remakes. With the final installment of 'The Twilight Saga', it seems like Summit will actually get the chance to step away from the famous franchise and make a name for themselves. I hope so, or else Summit will be better off shutting their doors-PERMANENTLY!

DEUCES! Xx

MEME OF THE DAY...

Really Rihanna...really? I doubt that lyrics about 'a man being rude and not big enough' or 'standing under your umbrella' would bring any SANE human being to tears. Unless of course we count Chris Brown, who is undoubtedly shedding tears over a missed opportunity-being your rude boy and standing at your umbrella at some point must have left him weeping for sure! :/

...Well, how should I start this one? Well let's see, today was my friend Lefika's birthday. And to commemorate this 'grand' occasion, we treated him to two tests-in ONE DAY!  How's that for gotchya journalism?!

On a lighter note, birthdays are really special when you're a teen. When you're an adult it's just a reminder of how closer you are to death. Whenever I'm  at a wedding some snarky distant relative will always turn to me and say, "You're next!" I always have my revenge at funerals when I turn to my oldest cousin and say, "You're next!"

We don't have many weddings...or funerals...anymore.

MOOD: 'Uninspired-after-drowning-myself-in-endless-episodes-of-GLEE-and-feeling-like-crap-cos-I-can't-sing!'

EVERY NOW AND AGAIN...A RANDOM THING HAPPENS!

I was surfing the web for memes...when I came across this...let's take a moment to share my reaction...LOLL!

EVERYBODY HATES CHRIS!

Ever wonder why most of the world seems to have forgotten that whole 'Chris-Brown-beat-the-crap-outta-Rihanna' parade? Well, I sure as hell haven't! Quite frankly I had a plan at the beginning of this year to boycott Chris Brown, if he just would stop putting out songs that are so DAMN addictive! >:(

I'm not here to play the mommy; instead I'll play it from a female perspective. WE HATE/LOVE YOU BREEZY! YOU'RE SUCH A SCUMBAG OF/SEXY GUY! RIHANNA DIDN'T DESERVE THAT/BITCH GOT WHAT WAS COMING TO HER!
Take your pick of words from the sentences above.

I've always wondered how some women (yes, YOU Karrueche Tran!) have the limited mental capacity to even date a guy like that. Although, I have a bit less respect for our RiRi after hearing rumours that she's secretly hooking up with him...again.

I'm not oe for gossip, but shouldn't there be a little voice in your head that tells you right from wrong...hmm I dunno-A CONSCIENCE!

Breezy's not completely at fault here. Besides the world being filled with a bunch of mindless idiots who turn a blind eye at Mike Tyson and R. Kelly's rape charge; he has um...oh I got off track there. Well, truth be told, Chris came from an abusive childhood where his mother was always beaten by his father. It's not to say that this sort of thing runs in the family, but it just shows that our PARENTS are in the end partly responsible for our actions. I'm not going to go into a full on spiel about how we should also control ourselves, I'm just saying that we should all be held accountable for this and quite frankly; I blame his parents. No offence, Mr. and Mrs. Brown, but sometimes we MUST remember these words- 'Our actions today will indeed affect the lives of our children tomorrow'...or some random crap like that!

Since I have squeezed my creative juices to the dry-I would like to say-thank you everyone for reading my blog! (EVEN THOUGH YOU DON'T FOLLOW ME! :() I would like to note that currently I have had about 141 pageviews. WHOO-HOO!

ME GUSTA!

RIHANNA-A BIT OF HER BIO...AND A MEME!

Robyn Rihanna Fenty, also known by her stage name as Rihanna; first burst onto the scene at the tender age of 16 with her 'smash' hit, 'Pon de Replay'. Being born in Saint Michael, Marbados sort of helped boost her career during an era when reggae was still a little taboo. Ignoring the fact that I couldn't understand a word she said (ALTHOUGH I LOVE foreign accents-they sound cute!), she became a success story and soon caught the eye of certified Rolling stone-Jay-Z!

Life was hard growing up as young Rihanna, or 'Robyn'. Her mother (who is a Guyan of Afro-Guyanese descent) and her father (who is a Barbadan of Irish descent) had a rocky marriage. Her father was a crack addict, addicted to crack cocaine, alcohol and marujana. Their marriage ended around the time she was 14. She has two brothers, Rorrey and Rahjad. She has two ha;f-brothers and a half-sister.

MORE TO COME...

ME GUSTA!

MEME OF THE DAY...

Time to take a peek at one of our generation's most influencial female role models...any guesses? You there-eah you. In the back. The one scratching his name into the desk with a spoon. No, it's not Oprah, you ass it's RIHANNA! Oh, so you don't think she's much of a role model do you? Well screw you! It's not about your generation now it's about the half witted idiots that care! Now, let me begin my deep speech.

Ahem...My fellow classmates, it seems that the day has come when we actually acknowledge Ruhanna as an ACTUAL role model. Is the world ending? you ask. Nay, I say! For I do not see any skeletal creatures with flesh and bedraggled rags hanging from their bodies emerging from the ground. So, just so we're clear-no zombie apocalypse has occured...yet!

Back to my speech, TIME magazine named Rihanna one of their most influential people of the year. A novelty of an award if you ask me, considering the fact that RiRi has spent most of her recent days partying with unattractive strippers, sending racist tweets to Chris Brown's poor girlfriend; Karrueche Tran and basically pissing a lot of people off! Some role model...

Personally, I used to actually LIKE Rihanna. Granted after the whole Chris Brown scandal, I only THEN knew her name...:( Anyway, when her album Rated R came out, I was a little surprse at the turn in which her career took. To cut this long winded speech short (mainly because Mr. I-DON'T-RESPECT-SCHOOL-PROPERTY has divulged into a loud fit of farts and I'm about to go over there and go all 'BlackNinja' on his sorry behind!), due to the success of 'Meme Week', I have dedicated this coming week starting from tomorrow to...RIHANNA VS. CHRIS BROWN!

LET THE GAMES BEGIN!

ASIAN PERSUASION

According to the Urban Dictionary, the definition of 'Asian persuasion' is-

The spell cast upon an individual in love with members of the Asian race.

ahhhh, that tina, she's under the asian persuasion...

 

An affinity for Asian women

That home boy Aaron...he's got the Asian persuasion

 

is a generic term that describes attractive, charasmatic asian men... i.e. Filipinos, Chinese, Japanese. If you are not asian and cannot comprehend this terminology, go look at the word SWAGGER. Thats the asian word for swagger where the opposite member is feeling his "asian persuasion". His style, looks, aura, the way the he carry himself, attractive qualites of asian men.

Close related term is a mack or player for asian males. He's got that asian persuasion where girls are feeling him. Another example is Bruce Lee. Manny Pacquaio is a good example of asian persuation. He is beloved by the boxing world on how he fights and how he carry himself.

 

anyone of Asian decent, word is usually used in a sexually charged sentence.

Drew: You still banging the Asian Persuasion?

Eric: no, i hung out with her a couple weeks ago, but she has been of my slaydar for a little while.

one hot asian chick! christina sparks

christina pearl sparks

 

Examples of guys with Asian persuasion...

 

 

MEME OF THE DAY...

Probably the greates t creation known to man kind (besides Apple merch.)- RAGE FACES! Yep, you heard me. Rage Faces. Few people know who the creative genius was behind these beauts-but rumours say that it was probably that group 4chan.

The first rage comic that I came across was on facebook and ever since then I've developed a creepy obssession with rage faces, trolls and memes. On several occasions I have in facvt, created a few meme myself but...let's just say that poking dog poop with a stick would've been more side-splitting...

Since then, I have scoured the internet for the creators of these and eventually came across the whole feud between 4chan and reddit. These are both great sites but I'm gonna go with 4chan on this one; simply because they gave birth to Rage.

Mood: Slightly-hungry-and-full-at-the-same-time-while-juggling-homework-I-haven't-done!

"The meme originated in 2007^[1] on the Internet forum site 4chan and later gained prominence on the social news website reddit.^[4] It experienced an upsurge in popularity in 2009.^[5] As of January 2011, the rage comic tag "fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu-"^{[citation needed]} ranked among the top 20 most subscribed on reddit.^{[6]"-Wikipedia}

JENNIFER'S BODY QUOTES

Jennifer Check: I am going to rip out your heart, eat it... and shit it out!
Needy Lesnicky: I thought you only murdered boys.
Jennifer Check: I go both ways.

Needy Lesnicky: Jennifer's evil.
Chip Dove: I know.
Needy Lesnicky: No. I mean, she's actually evil. Not high school evil.

Needy Lesnicky: You're killing people?
Jennifer Check: No. I'm killing boys.

Needy Lesnicky: You know what? You were never really a good friend. Even when we were little, you used to steal my toys and pour lemonade on my bed.
Jennifer Check: And now, I'm eating your boyfriend. See? At least I'm consistent.

Needy Lesnicky: I will finish you if I have to.
Jennifer Check: Ok, you can barely finish gym class.
Needy Lesnicky: [voice-over] And sometimes, you might just get lucky in your miserable life.

Jennifer Check: I think the singer wants me.
Needy Lesnicky: Only because he thinks you're a virgin. I heard them talking.
Jennifer Check: Yeah, right. I'm not even a backdoor-virgin anymore, thanks to Roman. By the way, that hurts. I couldn't even go to flags the next day. I had to stay home and sit on a bag of frozen peas.

Jennifer Check: I just got Aquamarine on DVD. It's about a girl who's, like, half sushi. She must've had sex with a blowhole or something.

Jennifer Check: [Having been stabbed in the stomach and bleeding profusely] Got a tampon?

Nikolai Wolf: Do you know how hard it is to make it as an indie band these days? There are so many of us, and we're all so cute and it's like if you don't get on Letterman or some retarded soundtrack, you're screwed, okay? Satan is our only hope. We're working with the beast now. And we've got to make a really big impression on him. And to do that, we're going to have to butcher you. And bleed you. And then Dirk here is gonna wear your face.
[Dirk gives him a look]
Nikolai Wolf: Relax, I'm kidding about the face thing. The rest is gonna happen.

Needy Lesnicky: Hell is a teenage girl.

Needy Lesnicky: Why do you need him? Huh? you can have anybody that you want Jennifer. So why chip? is it just to tick me off? or is it just because you're just really insecure?
Jennifer Check: I am not insecure Needy. God thats a joke, how could I ever be insecure. I was the snowflake queen.
Needy Lesnicky: Yeah two years ago when you were socially relevant.
Jennifer Check: I am still socially relevant.
Needy Lesnicky: And when you didnt need laxatives to stay skinny.
Jennifer Check: I am going... to eat your soul... and shit it out Lesnicky!

Needy Lesnicky: Are you PMS'ing or something?
Jennifer Check: PMS isn't real Needy, it was invented by the boy-run media to make us seem like we're crazy.

Jennifer Check: [to Needy] Do you buy all your murder weapons at Home Depot? God, your butch!

Jennifer Check: You're such a player-hater.
Needy Lesnicky: And you're a jerk.
Jennifer Check: Nice insult, Hannah Montana. You got any more harsh digs?

Chastity: You're totally lesbi-gay.

Chastity: It's true. It's on the Wikipedia.

Colin Gray: They're showing Rocky Horror at the Bijou next Friday night...
Jennifer Check: ...I don't like boxing movies...

Needy Lesnicky: [V.O. About her 'fan mail'] I'm kinda the shit.

Chip Dove: [Needy is changing] Those jeans are hella low. I can almost see your front butt.
Needy Lesnicky: It's a rock show. This is my rock look.
Chip Dove: Well, I can see, like, your womb, so...

Chip Dove: Stop kidnapping my girlfriend!

Jennifer Check: [Colin got cut by a pair of garden hedges] Oh! A puncture wound. God, that's *so* emo...

Jennifer Check: [Pulls down Colin's pants] Nice hardware, Ace.

Nikolai Wolf: [Reading the ritual] We cone here tonight to sacrifice the body of...
[Takes Jennifer's gag out]
Nikolai Wolf: What's your name again, Tiffany?
Jennifer Check: [Sobbing] My name is Jennifer...
Nikolai Wolf: Super.

Chip Dove: She can fly?
Needy Lesnicky: She's just hovering... It's not that impressive.
Jennifer Check: God, Do you have to undermine everything I do? You are such a player hater.

JENNIFER'S BODY-BEHIND THE SCENES

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38nCPZEMNoQ

Areally freaky moview that might not exactly be everyone's cup of tea. However, I must admit that the sheer gore levels simply stunned-mostly by their effects rather than their interpretation.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZjgRbQcKPI

MEME OF THE DAY...

While touching up on my recent college search, I stumbled across some 'Family Guy' memes. Don't ask me HOW I got there-I went from reading some rather touching reviews on the AAU and Sheridan to splitting my sides over rage faces pasted over Stewie's face. Of course Stewie has to be my favourite character from 'Family Guy'! He is basically the opitomy of what all babies in this era should be...highly intelligent, friends with talking dogs called Brian, name their teddy-bears Rupert, have a conspiracy-hatred fueled desire to destroy all man kind starting with Loise-AND AN EPIC BRITISH ACCENT!

If they only aired Family Guy here in Botswana, I would probably have a PVR full to bursting with loads of episodes instead of a bunch of random episodes of Glee and V-Entertainment. Although we're not without our high notes too...we also air 'The Cleveland Show' which is basically a spin-off of Family Guy.

Mood: Frosty-feeling-wanting-to-yell-SCREW YOU at the top of  my lungs-while randomly shredding Nirvana and Aerosmith on the electric guitar!

*I don't know how to play a guitar* Hey! Remember that completely incompetent maid Consuela who was always answering the phone and saying 'No...No'? Well, I think personally that she should get her OWN spin-off show! They could call it, 'Consuela's Various Domestic Worker Adventures'! No...maybe...

MEME OF THE DAY...

Best to address the elephant in the room *turns to giant pink elephant on a unicycle*
"We need to talk..."
*Elephant looks startled and tumbles off unicycle*

It's safe to say that I have seen everything...

Before heading on a random tirade  I decided to take a trip down to our local music store to see if anything fruitful has come out of the auto-tuned lip-syncing baboons...
THEN WALKED BANG STRAIGHT INTO A BLOWOUT POSTER STAND OF JUSTIN BIEBER! Apparently his new album will be littering our shelves in a matter of days and needless to say I sure as hell ain't forking over P300 for a copy! The blatant disregard of singer these days using auto-tune to fix their voices is atrocious! The fact that today's public can't tell the difference between a Frank Sinatra classic and an auto-tuned robotic Ke$ha song just shows that good music has officially died! I know I'm supposed write on my mood and thoughts of this meme but I'm just too damn PISSED OFF TO GIVE A CRAP!

So to spare the feelings of all you ignorant hobos ALL forms of music are considered music and are either universally accepted by all human beings; while another percentage of music is mainly listened to by all us awesome hipsters (like me!). However, this does NOT  mean that any college dropout with a skateboard and dreadlocks can go around banging on a microwave and singing into a megaphone with tinfoil covering the hole...yes Lil Wayne...you ARE a pretty sick rapper...your rhymes are like poetry...and it's great that you're an A student...BUT...CALM THE HELL DOWN AND STOP SINGING! 'How To Love' was the exception but I think we both proudly say that maybe the world would appreciate you spitting out rhymes(and smoke, drugs or whatever else you consume!) and yeah...so yeah...

That's about it! Thanks xx :)

CASH OUT + MUSIC + AUTOTUNE = TERRIBLE!

If you see this nigga in the streets...PLEASE...stomp him in the nuts! 

MEME OF THE DAY...

Of course, living in this modern society of idiots has led me to follow the one trend that I wouldn't...MEMES!

So-I have decided to dedicate a full week of smutty humour and completely irrelevant memes to my mood for the day.

TODAY'S MOOD- 'Break-a-chair-punch-you-in-the-face!' Basically, I  feel like Nicki Minaj opn a trollface tireade on a random Lil' Wayne song. Hence the overkill of swearwords, autotune and the ever-present reference of women's vaginas.
I say NAY to such antics and beg the public to drag Nicki Minaj's colourful oversized ass and drop her onto rapper, Cash Out, just so I don't have to listen to his music anymore!

Since I have little to say, I shall sign out with a 'dope' picture! SUCK IT 21ST CENTURY!

The Insane Ways of Alice McBeth

As the curtains close on the stage, Alice McBeth takes one final bow. Staring out at the blank faces in the crowd sends a chill down her spine. A final round of applause floats onstage from the already dwindling audience; most of them parents who were bribed here. In the front row, Alice spots her dad sitting next to his girlfriend of the week-Hilary. She waves excitedly at him from a small slit in the curtains. He slouches down in his seat, embarrased that his own flesh and blood had put on such a poor performance. 'Well it's not MY fault that I'm such a mess!' she mumbles to herself, as she and the rest of the cast of MacBeth walk backstage. 'He made me like this. What with all the abuse and beatings, no wonder I'm so screwed up! All I have is theater and if he is embarrassed by me then so be it!' She noticed a cardboard sword lying on one of the plastic chairs. She slowly tightened her fingers around the handle-it felt cool to the touch and at home in her hand. For one second she imagines her father, sitting helplessly in that chair-all tied up. She swung the sword around, laughing maniacally as the sword knocked down stage props and chairs. She tossed the sword in the air and watched as it came toppling down onto one of the stage hands.
"What the-?" he rubbed his balding scalp and stared at his hand, which was smeared with blood. He looked down at the sword then back at Alice, then back at the sword and finally glared furiously at Alice.
"Uh-gotta go!" Alice mumbled, and grabbed her bag and went sprinting off the stage.
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TWITTER!

Good news-I've FINALLY managed to get the blog up on TWITTER. Any of you interested in following us its- Evil_PandaXX so I guess thats it then...

Happy weekend!

JULY-SAD NEWS

Yesterday was a S-A-D day. We went to pay our respects to Nora. You see, her dad 'passed away' due to 'unknown causes'. I didn't want to go into too much detail. We had to leave school at 2 p.m. (after a trip to Nomads with Molly). We piled into the bus and went to BLOCK 6. There was a party at the back of the bus and for the first time, I was the centre of attention! But, our driver pulled over on the sidewalk; and lectured us to shut up! The mood died down when we got to Nora's place though.

STORYBOARD UPDATE

Hey guys! It's me Simone. Just wanted to tell you that I'm starting a bit of a short series on two best friends from different ends of the spectrum. It is still unnamed but if you see anything mentioning Valerie DeReasee and Mildreth Edwards, then that's your dish!

Please comment on what you think of the series. I'm trying to write a phsycological thriller.

AN EXTRACT- 'VALERIE DEREASEE'

"This is NOT normal! I swear that this is seriously NOT normal!"


"Well don't gripe at ME about it! I've only been here for about 5 seconds!"

Valerie slowly redid the ponytail on the back of Mildreth's head. She slowly inhaled and exhaled; mumbling to herself about birds and butterflies.

Mildreth Edwards had been her best friend since the 4th Grade. They had met whilst Valerie was in the brink of an intense fight with local bully, Drake Henry. Valerie had already landed five crushing blows to Drake's head. Acoording to doctors, one more blow would've been fatal for Drake as it was later revealed that he had a brain tumour. From that day on, Mildreth Edwards had lived in awestruck fear of Valerie DeReasee, and instead chose to acquire a 'friendship' of sorts with her. Valerie was always beautiful; even now as she was dressed down in sweatpants and a pink tank top. She had long dark brown tousled hair, hazel eyes and cream-coloured skin. She was the apple of her parents' eye, loved by all the boys and ALWAYS got her way! Mildreth on the other hand, was a blossoming Asian beauty. She had miles of akwardly long hair, oversized brown eyes and weight that fluctuated more than the economy! They had absolutely NOTHING in common...

"Ouch! Ice Princess-you're pulling my hair out!" Mildreth snatched at her ponytail.

"Hold still! I can't understand, it was supposed to be Rihanna red! You look like the Kool-Aid man threw up all over you!"

"Oh that's really nice, while you on the other hand look like you just stepped out of an ELLE photoshoot!" Mildreth glared angrily up at Valerie.

Valerie strutted towards the floor-length mirror and twisted her body at an angle to stare at her butt.

"You have to admit, my ass looks AMAZING in these jeans! And with my new hair, Joey'll be crawling into my bed tonight."

Mildreth stood up-mouth agape-and simply stared at Valerie. She knew that Valerie was vulgar but this had to me sick..

"Seriously Val? I mean, he's like 21 or sumptin' and plus he's got a beard. A BEARD I tell ya! How could you ever chase a car like that?"

"Oh don't have a cow Mil. You gotta admit, he is kinda hot; for a 21-year-old still stuck in high school. He's got a new car, didja see? A cream Ferrari! The new one they featured on Top Gear with all those fancy buttons and shit!"

"Shut up Val! I'm being serious. You don't know where that cat's been. He could've been with Harper just last night or-"

"Shut your mouth bitch!" Valerie turned and fiercely shoved Mildreth into the mirror. The mirror gave a sharp squeak as a crack surfaced in the right corner where Mildreth's head had hit it. Valerie abruptly let go of Mildreth and watched her drop to the floor. A small trail of blood trickled from Mildreth's ear down to her neck. Valerie intensely held her gaze on Mildreth then turned her attention back to her reflection.

"Nobody tells me what I can and can't do. Oh sweet Millie, you should've known by now..."

One thing Mildreth remembered before falling unconscious, was that Valerie DeReasee ALWAYS got her way...

JOURNAL OF A HIGH SCHOOL GEEK PART 2

I managed to ditch babysitting Cody, so I went to the Mall-a-Ria with Molly, Chante, Teddy and Sissy Crew. I've stopped calling her 'Parrot Beak' after her parents found out about it! Anyway, Sissy parroted at school that she was getting plastic surgery; that's when she found out about her nickname...Remind me NEVER to tell Teddy ANY of my secrets!

We hitched a train at the R.S. Subway all the way to 23rd. I hate taking the Subway but it's all we could afford. The reson I can't stick the subway is because of all the gum-chewing hoboes! Don't get me wrong, I love the idea of sleepind at the park or beach; but those guys are gross. I try to ignore them but they can't take a hint!

Well, when we got to the Mall-a-Ria, I immediately hit Musica for a new game and CD. Chante and Sissy went all overboard over a sale on boots at 'Pretty in Pink', while Molly and Teddy went to the Day Spa. After about two hours, everyone gathered at the fountain but they had to drag me out of Musica. All in all, it was a smooth ride, well, until we went for a movie and Molly chose a romntic comedy called 'Smooth Criminal'. I had different ideas. I wanted to watch the action comedy, 'Killers', Sissy preferred a comedic thriller, 'What Katy Did'. Chante loves animation, 'Alice in Wonderland' and Teddy just adores comedies, 'Basement Classes'. In the end, we all decided on a comedy, 'Tooth Fairy'. I'm getting a little bored with watching animation ALL the time! But, I wouldn't mind watching 'Toy Story 3'!

I DON'T LOVE YOU-MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE LYRICS

Well, when you go
Don't ever think I'll make you try to stay
And maybe when you get back
I'll be off to find another way

And after all this time that you still owe
You're still the good-for-nothing I don't know
So take your gloves and get out
Better get out
While you can

When you go
Would you even turn to say
"I don't love you
Like I did
Yesterday"

Sometimes I cry so hard from pleading
So sick and tired of all the needless beating
But baby when they knock you
Down and out
It's where you oughta stay

And after all the blood that you still owe
Another dollar's just another blow
So fix your eyes and get up
Better get up
While you can
Whoa, whooa

When you go
Would you even turn to say
"I don't love you
Like I did
Yesterday"

Well come on, come on

When you go
Would you have the guts to say
"I don't love you
Like I loved you
Yesterday"

I don't love you
Like I loved you
Yesterday

I don't love you
Like I loved you
Yesterday

FOOTBALL FEVER!!

I've officially deemed detention the equivalent to Corporal Punishment. We had to sit under Ms. Birch's nose-being brainwashed; via reruns of 'Smiley Camp'! To make matters worse, we had to scrape the gum from under the tables in the cafeteria. It stank of Thursday's Sloppy-Joe's. I emptied out the dustbins into the SKIP and  I found a bunch of Vuvuzelas in a box. I'm guessing they were confiscated from a bunch of Soccer hooligans!

Lately, there's been a huge war going on; Teachers Vs. Students. It's all thanks to the FIFA 2010 World Cup! Every kid on campus is rebelling and blowing Vuvuzelas at the field, going around in soccer jerseys, kicking balls at windows and flipping off teachers. Most recently, a boy named Thuto Thornes was expelled for singing 'Wavin' Flag' during class. Ray Morgan, Ira Kates and Baanthata Mokgwathi were suspended for suspicion of Vuvuzela possession! See, this is how it all happened...

I was sitting and gazing out the window during a boring Math lesson, when Mr. Waver asked for a volunteer to get tests from Mrs. Ebony. I was the first to put my hand up so he sent me to ROOM 14. I walked right into her Algebra lesson and she was grilling Ray, Ira and Baanthata. I overheard bits of the conversation while I recieved the tests. I hung around the door though, 'verifying' the tests. Next thing I knew, the door came flying forward and so did all the tests-AND me! I was scrambling to pick up the papers and that's how Mr. Waver found me!

Okay, so now we don't have a test for another week! Everyone was chumming up to me for postphoning the tests. I think my popularity has just been spiralled to an all time high! J