Wednesday, 15 May 2013

YouTube Narnia: Revisited

OK, so I haven't really been updating my YouTube Narnia quest lately. Well as a sort of refresher, the rest of the week will be dedicated to revisiting the beauty of YouTube Narnia. This is the beginning of a new series OFFICIALLY called YouTube Narnia. Check these posts out regularly if you want to be exposed to great music once in a while. Stay musically enlightened everyone :)

1.  'Lost Kitten' - Metric, Synthetica
 

2. 'Dirty Dreams' - Work Drugs

3. 'Angels' - The xx, Coexist

4. 'On Melancholy Hill' - Gorillaz, Plastic Beach

5. 'Touch The Sky' - Kanye West vs. The xx (Carlos Serrano mix)

6. 'Young and Beautiful' - Lana Del Rey

7. 'By Your Side' - Beachwood Sparks, Scott Pilgrim vs. the world OST

8. 'Up All Night' - Best Coast, The Only Place

9. 'You Don't Own Me' - Masquer, Covers

10. 'Sweater Weather' - The Neighbourhood, I'm Sorry EP

11. 'T.I.A.' - K'naan, Troubadour

12. 'This Ladder Is Ours' - The Joy Formidable

13. 'Tomorrow Comes Today' - Gorillaz, Gorillaz

14. 'When The Sun Goes Down' - Arctic Monkeys, Whatever People Say I Am, That's What I'm Not

15. 'Leave Before the Lights Come On' - Arctic Monkeys

                                                       :) xx more to come

Tuesday, 7 May 2013

The Sims 4: TOO SOON!!

So I was scrolling through my Facebook News Feed yesterday when I see this:


And I'm all like:


And then I'm all like:



But then I start to think...'Is the world ready for another instalment in The Sims series?' Well, it was clear from most of the comments to that picture that many people weren't. Many people were still unwrapping their freshly bought Sims 3 University and were just about to order the Sims 3 Island Paradise when this little gem popped up. With the sloppy way EA handled the release of the SimCity reboot, it's no surprise that this announcement was met with mixed reactions.

Well, I can hardly say that I actually enjoyed my Sims 3 experience. The base game was riddled with bugs and glitches that just seemed to get worse with every expansion pack I bought. Despite this fact, I kept on buying them, except for Supernatural, which for religious reasons (mostly my mother), I did not purchase. I have never had any patience for 'Stuff packs'. I find them useless. Needless to say, my crappy computer struggled to deal with the influx of Sims stuff. I recently bought The Sims 3 University and failed to install it. I still can't figure out what's wrong. I may be computer illiterate but I have never come across an installation problem before, only performance, so personally I blame EA. The amount of bugs and the fact that they have yet to release two more expansion packs has left many 'Simmers' looking like:


While we scramble to pick up the remnants of the costly Sims 3 game, we have to wonder, 'Is it all worth it?'  I certainly hope EA doesn't stuff it up AGAIN. I was really looking forward to playing the new SimCity but I have since changed my mind. EA haven't released any details about the new game, except that it WON'T be an online experience which is good. *Phew!* As of writing, they are still tweaking the game's trailer and we are all waiting with baited breath. What are we looking out for? Well, all Simmers will be analyzing the trailer frame by frame. We will note down every graphic change, sound change, voice change, performance and game play change. I still firmly believe that The Sims 2 was the best installment of the series; game play-wise. The Sims 3 was released in June 2009 and it has now been 4 years...However, they are still popping out old Sims 3 expansion packs with a fresh new name and label stuck on top. I suppose we will just have to wait and see what The Sims 4 trailer holds...

All-in-all, if the new game looks like a seller, I may have to burn my Sims 3 copies...and my reaction will be like:

Followers -_-

Rawwrr! I'm a dinosaur.

OK, so I recently realised that I haven't been blogging as much as I should. Well, between studying and procrastinating I really haven't had much time to. Sorry :(

Today I wanted to address the most pressing problem we face on social-media today: FOLLOWERS.

Yes, I'm looking at YOU Twitter. You're busy sitting there with your tea and crumpets with a stupid grin on your face while you laugh at the mass of sweaty zombies you have created. Nowadays, it seems like everybody is desperate for attention. Everyone is desperate for 'followers', 'likes' and 'adds.' I quite frankly find this frustrating but I will be the first to say that I have said, 'Follow me and I'll follow back' on Twitter. Hasn't everybody? No? Oh well...

Basically, these people think that anything under the sun can be justified by the amount of drooling morons who like your page/picture/status. In my opinion, a person's attractiveness should not be judged on how many likes their picture gets. And in any case, these things are always judged on how popular you are. For example, if I -a plain Tswana girl without any hope of getting a boyfriend - posted a picture of myself without makeup and a pretty smile on my face, only my immediate circle of, less than 10 friends, will like the picture. The highest like for a picture of my myself would be around 15, and one for my artwork would be 30. However, an individual who is higher up on the social ladder will get 102. 102!!! 102 likes for an a picture which they edited the shit out of, covered in layers of make-up and practically an entirely different being! Or maybe it's just cos popular people are more attractive than me...hm....

But I digress...

Same thing goes for statuses, and that's what annoys the shit out me the most! The fact that a degenerate gets over a 100 likes for posting rap lyrics about anally raping every being withing a 20 km radius is simply unnerving. When the rest of us post meaningful junk on the Internet, they hardly give us the time of day. It's not our fault that we lack the confidence to strike a conversation with the popular kids. It's just...oh...leave me alone! *creeps into corner to continue anti-social behaviour and listen to The xx*

So...followers. They may help with self-confidence but I don't find it fair or necessary that they should be used as popularity markers. In other words: FOLLOW ME! ;)

 

Saturday, 20 April 2013

My Top 10: Places to visit

Okay, so I have a list of cities that I have been dying to visit. These places may not be beautiful or worth visiting in the eyes of westerners and other people, but dammit they're good enough for me. In no way am I telling people to go out and visit them as some of these cities are in war-torn countries or countries under a strict regime. So please under no circumstances must you take my list too literally. It's just my own opinion so don't get offended.

10. Cape Town, South Africa




Ah, sun, sand and shells. What more could I ask for? Granted, I'm more of a home-body and prefer staying indoors in front of the computer but a little sunshine never hurt anyone. (Except vampires...*ahhh! It BURNS!*). I'd probably rent a place near the beach and walk across the sand every morning, while listening to Metric. Maybe I'd hire a scooter and just go around town taking in the sites, smells and cultures. The colourful houses in Bo-Kaap; the Castle of Good Hope; Robben Island; Kirstenbosch Botanical Gardens; Rhodes Memorial; South African Parliament; Two Oceans Aquarium; the Victoria and Alfred Waterfront; and the countless numbers of museums and performing arts theatres in the area. Let's not forget the ultimate go-see: Table Mountain. Of course Cape Town also has its fair share of crime and when going on vacation there, it's best to not appear too tourist-y. The only reason why it's not any higher up on the list is because it is always awash with holiday makers yearly. 


9. Zanzibar, Tanzania


My uncle and his wife and daughter went here last year. If I were to go there I would definitely visit the beach. After procrastinating in the water, I would take a kayak with a group of friends and procrastinate somewhere. Visit the Jozani Forest and stare at trees and pose with the Red Colobus monkeys. I'm a big fanatic of spices so I would definitely visit the Spice Island and try my hand at improving my roast chicken. Souvenirs from Stone Town plus the historical sites there's such as The House of Wonders and The Arab Fort are also on my list. Zanzibar is famous for having the world's shortest war; they surrendered to Britain after only 38 minutes of naval bombardment. If you're not too chicken the try local cuisine such as the Kidude. The Fahari Zanzibar is a great place to buy high quality accessories as well as providing income for the women working there. Since Zanzibar has a predominately Muslim community, certain measures must be taken to ensure respect such as; 
  • Women and men should make an effort to cover their arms and legs
  • It is regarded as disrespectful to show public attention
  • Be discreet when drinking alcohol
  • During Ramadan, the month of fasting, travellers should avoid eating and drinking publicly during the daytime. Also, don't smoke in front of people or chew gum and it is polite to avoid talking about the nice lunch you had.

8. Okavango Delta, Botswana 


What more can I say. It's in my home country and probably one of the most beautiful places in Africa.  The Delta is filled with a range of gorgeous wildlife and waterways. The Tsodilo Hills contain 4500 rock paintings. Boat rides on the river, safaris and wildlife rides :). Although being relatively safe, there are quite a few dangerous animals here but tourist attacks are very rare. Malaria can be present here so it is best to take extra precaution.

7. Cairo, Egypt


Cairo, Egypt, Roof tops of the city
Despite the sometimes present violent protests, Cairo is still on my favourite locations. From the Pyramids of Giza and the Sphinx to Coptic Museum and the Al-Ahzar Mosque; there are definitely a lot of historical sites to take in. One can ride a felluca along the Nile River and are available across the Four Seasons Hotel in Garden City. Be warned, they play loud Arabic music so if you're not a fan it's best to keep your mouth. The Giza Zoo is one of the oldest in the world; about 100 years old! During your downtime you can visit the Cairo Botanical Gardens or take a tour of the Egyptian TV drama sets. I don't know about you guys, but I would definitely try out the local cuisine. Dishes such as fatir, falafel, shawarma and kushari. For health reasons, it is unsafe to drink tap water. Other than that I'd say that Egypt is a definite must-see. Keep in mind that it is a predominantly Muslim population so act appropriately. Greet people with "Es-Salāmu-`Alēku"  and behave and dress appropriately when visiting mosques and avoid extra PDA e.g. making out in public. A kiss on the cheek by men to other men is not seen as having sexual connotations but gay/lesbian displays are forbidden.

6. Paris, France


No explanation really needed here. I mean who doesn't want to visit France?! Unless maybe you were Frechphobic or Europhobic...My mummy went there last year for a business conference and I was super envious. She got me a bunch of art supplies so I was still pleased in the end though.With the Eiffel Towel, Arc de Triomphe, Chateau de Versailles, Notre Dame Cathedral you'll never have a dull moment. Of course, the trip could prove fruitful if you want to get on your French teacher's good side! The French people, as with any foreign language country will appreciate it greatly if you make a concentrated effort to learn their language. Stuff is expensive in France and beware con-artists and pickpockets in crowded areas or regular tourist attractions.

5. Hargeisa, Somaliland

 

Okay okay okay, i know what you're thinking; 'SOMALIA?! Of all places-are you insane?!' Well maybe I am. In recent months I have garnered interest in Somalia and Islam as a whole. It's not like I want to convert or anything, no, I am proudly Christian under the highly strict denomination of Roman Catholicism but that's for another day. Anyway, I really like Somalia. Don't ask me how or why but whenever I hear the word Somalia my heart skips a beat and I am instantly interested. It has a diverse history of trade relations and it's relationship with other countries in the Horn of Africa. I wish to one travel to Somalia once the situation clears up but the de facto Somaliland is actually much safer than Somalia itself. Somalia has beautiful beaches and generally friendly people. Locals will be impressed and pleased if you learn a few  words in Somali or Arabic, the two main languages.  As of today, Somaliland is still not noticed as an independent country despite having separated from Somalia after the fall of President Siad Barre in 1991. I honestly think that I will have a better chance of visiting Hargeisa, Somaliland sooner rather than visiting Somalia. Anyway...love this country and I hope the situation improves and those rebels get the f*** on!

4. Addis Ababa, Ethiopia


Beautiful place. Beautiful people. Africa. I  noticed that most of my top 10 are in Africa, so perhaps I'm being a bit biased but dammit there's so much of my continent to explore so screw you! Anyway, Ethiopia is one of the oldest countries in the world and one of the few African countries to not be colonized  It is believed to be the beginning of mankind and the second-oldest Christian nation, after Armenia. I suppose one should visit the Ethiopian National Museum and the countless historic churches such as St. George's Cathedral. Definitely try some of the local cuisine and food is relatively cheap. Addis Ababa is quite safe, save for a few pickpockets and con artists who target tourists and gang violence is rare. Ethiopians are very beautiful so I suppose one can be forgiven for staring a bit. The same can be applied to other Horn Africans but I am in no means discriminating I'm just saying that people from this region are quite attractive. No hate, One love :) 

3. Havana, Cuba


Cuba. The sights, smells and the people. Seriously, my mum works with a Cuban woman and she is very theatrical and expressive and always yelling something in Spanish. There are so many beautiful places to visit such as the Plaza de Armas, the sea the Tropicana Show.Cuba has got a great music scene and one can come across restaurants with a band playing there. It's quite safe for a large city but prison sentences for tourists are quite harsh and there is a present prostitution scene. Don't forget to try Cuba's world famous cigars and it's diverse array of food. The more pricey restaurants may burn a hole in your wallet but they have a great atmosphere. Cubans are friendly and helpful people.

2. Rio de Janeiro, Brazil


I think that I mostly want to visit Rio for the carnival, and the beaches...and of course the amazing 'Christ The Redeemer' statue and Sugar Loaf Mountain. Unfortunately, recently Rio has only become known due to its slums, drug lords and violent crime. There are no nude beaches in Rio, so calm yourselves! Remember, it's rude to stare ;) 

1. Tokyo, Japan


Well no big shocker here. I have been in love with Japan and Japanese culture since I can remember. I missed out a great opportunity to go to Japan on exchange this term and I still kick myself every time I see Facebook pictures of my schoolmates who went there. Anyway, I suppose that I would definitely take a tour of the Meiji Shrine, Asakusa temple the Roppongi Hills. Mt. Fuji, touring a traditional tea garden, shopping Ginza and hanging out in Akihabara with all my fellow otakus. I would attend a cosplay event and visit Harajuku and of course, eat sushi for breakfast despite the fact that I hate fish. One should visit the amusement parks, take a boat ride on the Sumida River, take a stroll in the Imperial Palace's East Garden and have a picnic in the park during the cherry blossom (Sakura).

Thursday, 18 April 2013

State of the World Part 2

I open my eyes.

My body is broken; bones shattered, heart crushed, soul drained. I am lifeless.

What kind of world do we live in? A world where we burn our children. We feed them propaganda and hand them guns. We send them to war as decoys while we infiltrate our enemies' base. We sell our children. Sell them to evil men who touch them. Sell them to rapists and killers, drug dealers are traffickers, abusers and addicts.

What kind of world is that?

We ravage our land. We deplete her of her resources and bore into her skin with our pitch forks and drills. We empty her oceans, lakes and rivers; reducing them to puddles. Her body is soon a lifeless vessel; damaged and devoid of all life. We have ripped her apart, like the hungry baby grabbing at his mother's breasts. We tear apart the flesh, leaving her landscape barren. We leave her looking unattractive. We rub salt into the wounds and have the audacity to pollute her with our evil refuse. The seeds of our humanity litter her and soon become populous nations that abuse her even more. She ends up scarred and scared; no longer sacred.

I walk across the broken glass on the ground. My feet bleed. Tears prick at my skin; cold and uninviting. I stare down at the destruction in my path. Devastation and heartache; odors pungent within the air.

What have we done? We have destroyed our futures right before our eyes. We cannot escape the path of destruction that we have laid in front of ourselves. Ignorance and greed fill our hearts. Ignorance and greed fill the minds of our leaders; the people we trust. We lead each other to wars.

Our actions. They lead  to our own demise.

We live in a world where we kill due to our beliefs. We believe that our gods have written it as thus. We believe that it is just for us to slay all Muslims, Christians, Jews etc; simply because we believe in different things.

I don't understand. Don't we all essentially believe in one God? If not then surely we all believe that we were all created by a higher being? Or maybe that's just me....

Can't we all live in peace and harmony? Perhaps that is just an idealistic dream that I have garnered. Living in a world where we do not trust our own family; fearing they might want us dead for all our riches. A world where one nation's people are more significant than another's. A world where senseless bombings kill innocents. And for what I ask you?! A few precious seconds of airtime on the news and conspiracy theories rampant on the internet. You sit in front of your television and take pleasure in watching millions suffer.

...

NO. This HAS to stop. I suppose I'm preaching to those who do not wish to be saved. Oh well, we are our own worst enemy after all. :P

I hold my breath and take a step forward.

Sunday, 14 April 2013

Prisoner of my own Mind

A thousand apologies for those who actually visit this blog. I have been extremely busy with school and all that stuff so I can't really guarantee weekly updates. Anyway...

Often times I worry about my sanity. I mean, am I REALLY a sane and down-to-Earth human being? Or am really a disturbed psychopath with masochistic tendencies? Hmm...

I think that what we as humans fail to realize is that we are always judgmental  Let's take for example my friend Rebekah. No matter how many times we compliment her she will still insist that the she is the opposite of attractive, even though she has boys bowing at her feet. I suppose the truth is that if you receive a compliment from another member of your own gender it doesn't really count. However, if you are indeed complimented by a member of the opposite sex then you end up on Cloud 9. I suppose I could further distance myself from that feeling as the only compliments I have received from guys are from my closest guy friends. Anyway, what was my point again? Ah yes, judgmentalism...is that a word?

No matter how many times you preach to a friend that they are the most beautiful creature in the world, when it comes to receiving compliments we tend to clam up and go all awkward. I suppose that even applies to giving out advice to other people. We don't really think that our words of wisdom should apply to ourselves. Essentially, I believe that women are more than likely to dish out more advice than actually take it. I also think that as an insecure adolescent female, I would sooner jump up like a frog at the words of my crush than a random stranger. However, as of the beginning of this month, my crush on 'Pod' has weakened greatly. My heart still skips a beat whenever I see him but as for dreaming about him, smiling when I see him or hear his name....yeah...not so much. Anyway, I think he has his eyes on someone else I may know...

Okay. So. I think I have fallen more in love with music than people.

Sometimes I believe that I may have depression. Have you ever had that feeling that maybe you may be contracting a fatal illness that could ultimately lead to your demise? Well yeah. My friends worry to much. I love them anyway.

Sorry, I'm going off topic quite often in this post. It's just that my Sims 3 University is refusing to install for the past couple of weeks and it's too late to return it. :'(
My fingers hurt from guitar. I press really hard on the strings so they leave little grooves on my fingertips. It's really sore.

Anyway, this was a very sucky blog post. I suppose this shall be my mediocre return to blogging.

                                                       FUCKIN' A!!

Thursday, 7 March 2013

State of the World PART 1

I am studying Islam.

I am Christian.

The state of the world is in tatters. The world is falling apart. We try and stitch it together, but it ends up worse than before.

On our desks we find needles. Needles that pierce the skin. Needless to say we fight the darkness. The darkness from within.

On our hands: we find bloodshed. Bloodshed: on our hands. Into the sink we go then, clearing our conscious of this wretched land.

OUT DAMN SPOT! OUT I SAY!

So...

Let's run. Run away with me baby. Let's run. To a distant land (a distant land). Let's run. Give up all of our frustrations, these earthly beings you've been fornicating and these hungry eyes that were borne of evil and these scary thoughts 'cos I'm tired of waitin'.

So grab my hand dear. And hold it tight now. We've got the whole world on our backs so let's take flight now. Your greasy hand, my sweaty palm. These foreign thoughts, your foreign tongue. You coax me in and I take flight...

And fall.