FOREVER ALONE!

LOVE SUCKS!

SO, let us celebrate the rage face of the week...FOREVER ALONE!

In light of my recent proclamation of my hatred towards humanity, I have decided to be an asshole and completely write off all my romantic endeavours for the future!

See, this is my strategy. I will swear off my crush for the rest of the year and completely write off men in general. Not that I have ANY intention of being all 'Lesbigay' on you guys. However, I can say that the female compassion offered by my friends is much more appealing than all that fake crap I'm getting from those saggy-pants wearing meatheads shuffling around my school. I swear, if I see another pair of boxers or briefs from some skinny-jean wearing dude, I'm gonna go all BlackNinja on their asses!

Aside from my tyrade, please take note that for most of the week I will be fully analysing my poor social life and ultimately deciding that I may as well kill myself...

I also feel rather akward when a friend professes their 'love' for someone that I used to have a crush on and I KNOW for a fact that my crush actually liked them...

I FEEL UNLOVED!

So, let us celebrate our 'RAGE FACE OF THE WEEK'-FOREVER ALONE!

A RANDOM POST

Out of the dark recesses of my twisted mind, a dark shadowy figure lurks. It has been stalking around my mind for the past couple of months...hiding...lurking...stalking...waiting. I can feel it slowly prodding at the insides of my head; scratching...gnawing...searching for a way out. I force it back in, letting it growl and rage in anger. I know what it wants, and it WON'T get it! I stand up and shove aside my swivel chair, proclaiming, "YOU WILL NEVER CONTROL ME-YOU BEAST FROM WITHIN!"

Finally, after stabbiong myself several times with a lead pencil, I decide to get back to work on my latest breakthrough blog post...Only to find that the creature has gotten it's way again...DAMN!

NERDS OF THE WORLD!

 

We all have that one friend that is a nerd. I myself happen to be a proud nerd and promote nerdish behaviour. The truth is, lots of people think that nerds are anti-social computer geniuses who problably will die virgins...that in itself is NOT true...I think.

Take my good friend Amrit. He is a HUGE nerd; computers, games, intelligent-YOU NAME IT! Although, he is a bit of a bum sometimes! Deviating from the point again I see, well nerds are basically an essential part of existance. Imagine a life without those fews weirdos with giant glasses, pimply face sitting at a computer playing HALO multiplayer.

Einstein was a nerd. Thomas Edison was a nerd. And I'm pretty sure that Steve Jobs was the biggest tech geek/nerd on the planet! If it weren't for these brilliant  minds, then you probably wouldn't have that fancy little iPad of yours or figuring out the theory of relativity...Think about it...would the world be the same sans nerd?

MEME OF THE DAY...

MEME OF THE DAY...

Well, I had the house all to muself today and I decided to utilise this day to the fullest. By that, I mean eating endless buckets of popcorn and watching recorded movies on PVR. Unfortunately, my mum had neglected to buy any drinks before she left for Francistown so I had to go all healthy and drink about 3 bottles of water!

Being the child of a working single parent isn't very easy. I am an only child and my mum works from 8a.m-around 8p.m.  I usually get home around 4p.m and have a ton of homework and have to cook dinner everyday.

MEMES make me happy! DRAWING makes me happy! GOD makes me happy! MY FAMILY makes me happy! WRITING FOR THE MASSES makes me happy! And I'm happy that 151 of you around the world actually care about the life of a weirdo like me...

Love you all!

ME GUSTA!

I spent most of my time watching 'Red Riding Hood'. It wasn't necessarily the BEST movie of the year, but I have to say that it really kept me on my toes. Dare I say it, I would ACTUALLY watch it again! The plot was VERY far-fetched and the werewolf was unbelievingly poor in authenticity. The love triangle was similar to 'Twilight' with the exception of the female lead's betroved being the werewolf instead of the 'other guy'.

I never understood why people remake famous old movies and completely BUTCHER them! I believe that they should let sleeping dogs lie! In mu opinion, Summit should stay away from making movies for a while because all they're latest movies kind of look like Twilight remakes. With the final installment of 'The Twilight Saga', it seems like Summit will actually get the chance to step away from the famous franchise and make a name for themselves. I hope so, or else Summit will be better off shutting their doors-PERMANENTLY!

DEUCES! Xx

MEME OF THE DAY...

Really Rihanna...really? I doubt that lyrics about 'a man being rude and not big enough' or 'standing under your umbrella' would bring any SANE human being to tears. Unless of course we count Chris Brown, who is undoubtedly shedding tears over a missed opportunity-being your rude boy and standing at your umbrella at some point must have left him weeping for sure! :/

...Well, how should I start this one? Well let's see, today was my friend Lefika's birthday. And to commemorate this 'grand' occasion, we treated him to two tests-in ONE DAY!  How's that for gotchya journalism?!

On a lighter note, birthdays are really special when you're a teen. When you're an adult it's just a reminder of how closer you are to death. Whenever I'm  at a wedding some snarky distant relative will always turn to me and say, "You're next!" I always have my revenge at funerals when I turn to my oldest cousin and say, "You're next!"

We don't have many weddings...or funerals...anymore.

MOOD: 'Uninspired-after-drowning-myself-in-endless-episodes-of-GLEE-and-feeling-like-crap-cos-I-can't-sing!'